Thursday, January 26, 2006

Fart Whistle

Today on the sidewalk in front of my house, I saw the remnants of the packaging for a novelty toy called the "Fart Whistle." It had a cartoonish picture of a person in bright red pants sticking out his or her (can't remember the gender) exaggerated posterior, presumably miming the act of expelling gas.

The background on the packaging was black. I wondered where the fart whistle itself had gone.

Haven't we all wondered that at some point?

2 Comments:

Blogger Sarah Goss said...

...well, for my part, I thought the fart whistle was beautifully described and captured, honey. Having seen it too, I don't think I could have done it such justice.

11:43 AM  
Blogger specules said...

It's as if the fart whistle itself were in my very hands. I wonder, however, why a simulacrum of a fart whistle when the real thing is so readily available?

10:13 PM  

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